Wednesday, June 4, 2014

almost done...

tired...

gloves painted yesterday, turned out pretty good. putting the nails on shortly. the left one will be a lil snug, but no one but me will know. I'm not letting people paw my costume. leave a lil mystique.

also finishing these awful pants. elastic's in. hemming the legs now. the don't really fit, but I'll make them work. they literally only have to last one day. I blame the pattern. I can follow instructions. but not when they are part English, mostly Russian. also, people over seas don't account for fat American ass, so there's that too. before August, I'll invest in a better pattern and fabric.

add insult to fucking injury, my sinuses are fucking up. so it's possibly I will be an itchy, snotty, coughing mess by Friday. a lil pissed about that, but the show must go on. has to, I've spent too much time and money to crap out now.

woo, akon 25. gonna hem this shit and take a nap, ugh...

Monday, June 2, 2014

can't sleep...

too excited. guidebook for akon is up. could sleep before thinking about what I have to finish before Friday. then I checked that and can't sleep from excitement. particularly for the video game character record breaking attempt. more on that later.

before I try to get back to sleep, however, I must announce that I finally finished two decent gloves to wear with my Gamzee. I will not have to wear the kanaya gloves. thank. GOD! painting of the gloves begins as soon as I wake up. so goodnight!

Sunday, June 1, 2014

teenagers, sheesh...

they are fun, they can make you feel young, but ultimately, they are some of the most annoying and ridiculous creatures on the planet.

they do and say things with such grandiose and authority, like they are motherfucking experts and have really lived some life. shut up, you haven't done shit.

they can take a simple, normal, average topic that they have some facet of information about and drag it on and on and on and on and on. they don't fact check, they take their own (flawed) perspective and spout it as fact, truth and gospel.

they are so disgustingly emotional about bullshit. really? get over it and get over your

there are exceptions to all of these, of course. making the news, changing the world, be outstanding at a very early age. but they are still teenagers, so i know they still have their share of fantastic fuckery.

for all character building traits they lack, they are allowed. it's their one time in life to be this dumb and it be acceptable. soon they will be out in the real world were the stupid kooky shit you pulled as a teen will get them or their feelings severely hurt. or worse.

be annoying, kids. somehow, we'll love you regardless.

Friday, May 30, 2014

apparently, i can't do anything right...

probably gonna have to wear the kanaya gloves with the gamzee cosplay. i can not make another functional pair of gloves to save my life and i'm out of tights, money and time. i am disappoint...

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Saturday, May 24, 2014

stuuuff!

so, where i am, two weeks before A-Kon.

horns, after much disappointment, done:
every method i tried to not use that dreaded headband failed. the snaps initially failed because of the soft material i used for the horns. the bases i made from Instamorph to give them stability worked, but when i snapped them to the wig, the weight made them limp and they moved around. so earlier this week i devised that clips could work. so i made more lil spikes to stick in the horns and attached them to some claw clips. the mechanism worked great, but when i tried clipping them to my hair as a test, i ran into the same issue, they didn't stay put, wobbling around everywhere. since they are horns and not fucking antennae, i had to break down and get the damn headband. used the spike method again to attach them and voila, gamzee horns:
meh...
in other news, the shirt and clubs came in last week.

sooo cool...

as if i don't already have an assload to do, i'm teaching myself to juggle too. overachiever? you damn right...

the pants... jesus, the pants. they have been an ordeal as well. so the great cheap pattern i found online and bought, i could have bought cheaper at Walmart. and it would have been in English. and probably not as crappy as the one i bought online. after cutting out my expensive and one of a kind fabric, i started sewing the pieces of this delicate, rare fabric together. the shit is too thin to machine sew without interfacing. which i didn't know and ruined a lil corner of one of the legs. no big shakes, i gotta hem the legs anyway, but once i start sewing the panels together, i find the back side inches longer than the front, and the sides don't line up at. all. so now i've got an incomplete monstrosity of a pair of pants. i created the Frankenstein monster of pants. it was awful.
i consulted my mother who's been sewing since forever and she gave me some tips to try to fix the pants. i undid most of the outside leg seams and cut the excess that came from the bizarre back panel, then stitched up the correction. the pants are tighter in the thighs now, so i'm going to have to wrangle in my thickery thighs with body shapers and tights. but the only tough part left is getting the elastic in the waist. so far, i have no fucking idea what i'm doing, even after watching a youtube video about four times. and i'm pretty sure i've fucked something up. when i have the patience to back to it this week, i'll do it the way i think it should logically be done. it will either work good enough or be another nightmarish piece to fix. i'll keep you posted...

also finished the second kanaya glove this week as well as a pair of gloves decent enough to paint for gamzee hands. like the pants, i stopped fooling with them for weeks because i was frustrated with how they were turning out. i have fat hands, can't help it, it's the way God made me. but i kept cutting sections too thin between each finger (or cutting it crooked) making them too narrow for my truckasaurus fingers. the pair i'm going to work with are narrow in my left index and right ring (how i did that shit, no clue), but with the paint, they'll loosen up some. two more days of literally being up to my elbows in cold grey paint to go!

lastly, and something i'm very pleased with, gamzee shoes! this was easy and pretty fun. bought a cheapy pair of black sneakers, painted them purple and grey:



even added gamzee's "calling card" as such, a clown face on the sides:

no one's gonna see it. and i don't care...

im down to the wire, but i'm essentially almost done. just finish the pants and paint the gloves. practice the facepaint a time or two and gamzee is complete. honk :o)

i asked the lil today if she was cosplaying anything. i've been working on this for months and all i've heard about hers is she wanting me to do her Aranea horns after i first shaped my pair for gamzee. she's not cosplaying A-Kon, but waiting till A-Fest, but she wants to commission her cosplay from now on. it's a way to go, but not for me. as much as i adore my little sister, she is one lazy heifer. and she expects too much perfection. if something she tries doesn't work out right the first time, she doesn't want to do it anymore. ah, the hubris of youth. me, on the other hand, i love this creative shit. i love making things by hand, painting things, figuring out how to make things work to fit my vision. i like having my hand in every aspect of my cosplay. some things i do have/want to buy. i can't make wigs, i didn't want to make clubs. and i certainly didn't want a homemade capricorn shirt; i want to support hussey and have a beautiful professionally screen printed shirt. but everything else i lovingly and painstakingly did myself and i am so proud of that shit.

as i mentioned, it took me a few weeks to get back to working on cosplay. i didn't have all the materials i needed and i was pissed at the results i was getting. in my time away, i was still very busy.

played DnD. i'm writing my own campaign, which means making up my own maps:



he's not a DnD character or player piece, but i also managed to finish painting this lil guy. I call him Coronado, the dark deceiver. Got him at a-kon last year...


got another one i started painting today for a friend, so i'll post pics of him when he's done...

also saw one of my all-time favorite bands in concert, again, during the 20th anniversary tour of their debut album...

lastly, this past week i've been chasing this lil butt. meet my new furbaby, James Baxter

no, he's not very photogenic...
brownie points if you get his name reference. I was watching the show when he came and sat on my chest in this pic. he's a super cutie. active and independent, but still affectionate. i'm mostly glad he gets along really well with my doggy, BrandiWyne. and she watches him like a hawk, like he's her puppy. my fam is complete...

i think this is the longest post in blog history. but i've been away for a while, so it feels good. not sure what else will be coming down the pipeline. pics from A-kon, of course. need to get back to my art, update my tumblr blogs. definitely get some writing work done. gotta get my writing course officially done before i can do anything else. and of course, more cons and cosplay, starting my nine-tail fox in june/july. next time, though, i'm in the mood for smut. stay with me...